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Shinji Ikari

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Rats maturity required
« on: August 18, 2014, 11:48:47 PM »

If I truly am not living in a magical world then surely hedonism is the wisest choice. This is the front page of a potential website I may create in order to become the most powerful man on earth and revolutionise the way we live. Critisism is encouraged I really want to know why this would be such a terrible thing.


WWW.HEDONISM.COM

THE WORLD IS MAGIC
1984
picture of a rat

The word hedonism is related to nudists and people with no shame. This is an immature view of hedonism. This website is about true hedonism, the real meaning of the word. To presue maximum pleasure and minimum pain. We wish to remove the fear associated with the word hedonism and aknowledge its wisdom as a philosophy.

NO! NO! NO! NO! i hear you say. Not in this world. It's embarassing. We have resisted the temptation of hedonism since the dawn of time and this website shouldnt exist. Well i will argue to you that the existence of this website is a positive force.

We are entering into a new era for mankind and we can only see a meter in front of ourselves. We ever so cautiously move on, pressured by progress. We want to avoid a third world war or the creation of a world like 1984. Where pleasure is forbidden so the moving towards a hedonist world causes lieing masochists to take over and rule forever.
Hedonism.com wishes to provide leadership to the world if they wish our guidence through these turbulent times. It wishes to create a perfect world and a world that is accepting of those of us who wish to have more fun. Non-hedonists being those who cannot gracefully live the hedonist way. And hedonists who chosen by destiny will have unlimited enjoyment. The website will promote a wonderful future for mankind where we embrace the future instead of fearing it. And forever crush the party leading to a world of freedom and eternal happiness.

You may believe that this is unwise because the rats will get us or that the world is magic so we can never speak the truth or it will rip reality apart. Or the people in our heads will torture us in our dreams. But it is a core belief of this website that there isnt much wrong with enjoying yourself. And that even if the world is indeed magic this website shall not end the world. It is neccessary for the future of mankind aswell as providing freedom for those of us who wish to exercise it. In order to give ourselves forfilling happiness with unlimited power that shall carry us towards a beautiful sky upon our deaths.
It is a website which is lead by myself. Decide for yourself if i am wise. I am a good leader with adduicate wisdom gained over my life. I promote a moral hedonism where human beings compassionately care for each other. After all if there is no world to live in there is no pleasure to be enjoyed. Opposing viewpoints on this issue will be looked down upon as unwise.

Whether you are a hedonist or not this website has value for you. For we will gather the most intelligent minds and encourage them to tell what they really think. Knowledge will be passed on and those seduced into agreeing will increase their wisdom. It shall benefit you in your personal life as well as the world of global politics. Where consensis cannot be found debate will ensue guided by me the only man i can trust in this conservitive world.

This website is a business charging for membership and the downloading of hedonist media. Once you pay you are required to pass an e-mail interview aswell. In some respects this makes this organisation simular to scientology. However we will deal in facts. This means those who work and contribute to society will have the privilidge of the website. This also ensures that the website remains seperate from non-hedonist society which some may believe is the most beautiful perfect world. After all we live in an completely conservitive society and we dont want to ruin the beauty of the normal world. Little john has to goto school and eat his jam samwichs undisturbed by the darkness of hedonism. You may think i will simply pocket all the money for myself. But my passion is this movement so i promice you nearly all the money will go towards the creation of hedonist media. We shall employ skilled members as hedonist artists. So upon joining you may make a living for yourself through the website.

If you disagree with us we welcome you to join the website and debate with us. But we shall be arrogant in accepting the logical truth. It is a belief of the website that we may always be wrong about the whole thing. Where ever people take the website is where it shall go, closer and closer to the truth. There is a free guest forum where such critisisms are encouraged to be discussed. Let that forum be your guide towards deciding whether this website is a postitive thing or not.

There shall be two main parts to the websites forum. Serious compassionate discusion and fun. All interesting and helpful subjects shall be discussed in the first forum with compassion and in the second things may get alot darker primarily being a forum of unrestrained humour.

It is encouraged that members have a spirtual belief. Because athiesm has been the weapon of the lieing masochists for years now. We believe in a happy afterlife and the vengeful spirit not because we know they are true but because some lies benefit our momement. And the positivity of believeing in a happy afterlife and a force of karma guides us towards postitive solutions.

Pornography is banned as well as some other unrelevant things. As it would tarnish the websites image. Some hatred is too strong to overcome.
Hatred is discouraged for members as it is the force which holds men and women back from truely connecting. People who fantasise about young women and racists who respect gods creation of the races are not to be hated anymore. All the weapons of the sadistic masochists shall be disarmed and we shall be open and loving of each other. With upmost maturity and desire for the common good.

So please, join the website if you wish to fix the worlds ever increasing problems or if the fun the capitalist world provides does not saticfy you. You are welcome, as long as i like you.


If anyones interested I'm looking for some help to get the website started. I need some contacts of people who know how to build and get up a money transaction website. After all it is hedonism and why not do something if its fun. Like making money of it and making it like scientology.

If that doesn't convince you to support a hedonist faction corperation for mankind nothing will. Let me know if you want to be a member of the new inner party, but we will moniter the power of truth not the power of lies. Ofcourse anyone could lie and infiltrate the website, the only thing keeping that from happening will be my dozens of wisdom filled posts seducing everyone into benefiting from the website. Hope in their strength.
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Shinji Ikari

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Re: Rats maturity required
« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2014, 10:51:56 AM »

Urg, I just had the most intense dream of my life.

It was like some kind of intelligence was playing virtual reality games with me. Talking with me, when I wanted to have a conversation. At one point I was getting propelled over the earth deep into space, and it was decideing what it was going to do next always. And it made a dicision, either for my entertainment or my punishment.

Most of the time I was being punished for being such a feely feely person, by getting flushed down a toilet and having sodomiseing sexual feely energy rapeing me from several angles.

Theres intelligence out there, inside of us. And it means that life is way way deeper then it seems, and maybe hedonism is a bad thing. Always fear going to sleep at night.
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« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2014, 10:45:27 PM »

Hedonism.com further explained

We wouldn't manipulate the world unless it wanted us to, or we had to in order to save it. Even if they wished our help we would be hesitant to offer our leadership. We would exist purely on the website and maybe in some secret organized meet ups if we gained enough money to finance things. The whole thing about the website would be the goal to keep separate from the mainstream world. Hedonists are a rare thing today, if the website caught on a small percentage of mankind would use the sight to their own purposes. But the services the website provides is a place to safely talk about the truth for mutual personal gain and entertainment aswell as providing entertainment that is uninhibited by the morals of current society. That isn't to say it has to be rude or obnoxious but it does aim to be very enjoyable.

Like scientology you would have a rank in the organization, and that gains you access to deeper parts of the website that have some of the more questionable content as well as some manner of power to oversee the website at the highest levels when you have gained the trust of me, the highest ranking person on the websight, its leader and overseer. This would be as follows.

Everyone has access to the guest forum.
Once you pay for a membership and pass the email interview. This would be a monthly fee. You gain access to the main forum and the webstore which contains most of the hedonist media the website has collected. Here people are free to talk about most things, mainly knowledge and a fun forum devoted to games and normal to outrageous humour. Having morality will be a core belief to the website, and discussing what is right and wrong and why will be one of the main discussions that is held on the website. If something is proven without a doubt or is dicided its better off if we act this way, we will change our behavior accordingly. This will happen by the moderators guideing discussions, deleteing posts which are not helpful in the eyes of the websites current beliefs.

If you impress me with your knowledge and gain my trust you will be granted access to the inner forum which is the forbidden truth forum, where we talk about all the things that people normaly don't allow themselves to talk about. Like dreaming and anything else of that nature.

Finally if you gain enough of my trust, you can reach the final level and be given power over the website. These people will moderate the website and guide the discussions deleteing any posts that are useless and banning people who don't contribute useful knowledge. This will stop the website becoming convoluted and full of useless content. This way the website encourages a decent into hedonism, or not depending on what truths we all decide are the most useful to believe.

But everyone will be encouraged to go along with my idea of the truth. However everyone is also encouraged to change my mind. However I have the final say as to what is true and what is not. This way we avoid too much pointless argueing. I will be a benelovant leader. And with the help of everyone working with me I will be the best leader I possibily can be. I'm certainly not the wisest or smartest person but I think I'm good enough to do this job.

Aswell the website would have different houses which one could join. Posts that are seen as very helpful would gain points for your house. Each house would have a subforum and each would go in their own direction as far as their idea of hedonism or whatever. This is just alittle bit of fun which could encourage some differing opinions of the truth. Over the main forums however I would rule. But you can gain power over your own sub forum and guide your own discussions separate from what I believe.

This way there will be a dedicated group of hedonists helping out each other swearing to forever keep themselves separate from the mainstream and enjoying themselves in private not interfereing with the current capitalist culture which is what is held to be right and the truth by most people.

The only thing that will be holding the website together will be the convincing nature of the posts to change peoples minds. So all posts will be centered around be convincing. I will use all my reasoning power to decide what is right and wrong. I do currently have a set of beliefs however and they are centered around the hedonist philosophy so it will take certainly a fair amount of argueing against these beliefs in order for me to see if I should change the direction of the website. Which will be going towards maximum entertainment. So certainly many people would be morally against the stuff the website encourages. To have a lot of fun and take our lives exactly where we want them to be. Perfection.

So if anyone agrees with me and has some manner of power as far as getting websites onto the internet which are businesses. I would appreciate your help. Contact me. Remember that the earth is not invincible and it requires a great deal of pleasure to keep society satisfied and leadership through these dark times in order for it to meet the challenges of the next age of mankind. So please if that convinces you that such a website should exist and you can help me, please do. 

Well my brother a programmer is helping me to learn how to build the website in c++, it will be its own program, and I think i'll have the server. Then i'll look up how to found a business and do everything else to get the website up and running. So unless the rats get me, i'll try my best to make this happen.
« Last Edit: August 23, 2014, 01:14:27 AM by Shinji Ikari »
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Re: Rats maturity required
« Reply #3 on: September 01, 2014, 09:13:49 PM »

Well, the last post here, which I've deleted, contained some pretty offensive homophobic bullshit, so sayonara Shiji.
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